Mad Libs Appreciation Thread

[Jetdoc]

There isn't a place to post a comment on those already posted here...

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/f...play.php?f=258

...so I thought this would be a nice place to show some appreciation/laughs for what's been posted in the PvE and PvP threads.

First off, I want to thank Inde and the mods for coming up with this idea with labensai...it adds some nice levity to what can be a pretty ominous series of arguments that make up the forums.

Some specific PvE quips that had me rolling:

Originally Posted by cosyfiep

And I dont want to wear my spikey armor to bed.....I would wake up with dents!

Originally Posted by jcapulet

How come u can't do anything cool like marry Rurik? I know he like fell under a tree or some stupid crap like that, but who cares.

Originally Posted by bamm bamm bamm

i used to know a dude who kept some cheese under his hat for emergencie...i could totally cram a heket tongue down my kegs.

Originally Posted by JoeKnowMo

Everybody knows that fire is the best for an ele. Just because they nerf important skills doesn't mean that I'm going to start using water like those gvg noobs.

Originally Posted by Chuckman Jones

Little kids have no idea who Shebaba the yeilding is so they should add a fuzzy little ball or something like named Barney the amazing!

Originally Posted by VengeanceatMidnight

Who wouldn't want a 6'2" mesmer wearing a 5' female monk's shirt. It'd be a bit tight.

Originally Posted by Jormund

The last time I had my friend throw a boulder at me (in the name of science and Cobble Poundstone) I ended up in the hospital, so why should my GW character be any exception?

If not that, then we could have the backwards Dunes of Happiness, where massive Ghostly Heroes extending their huge bodies out of the ground launch sieges of love against your party!

Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~

I want new emotes in the game! Like "picknose"?

Originally Posted by Pariah Hellfire

new Elite captures like,oh i don't know.."Tastes like Burning" ..

Originally Posted by Ishmaeel

There is just one gate I was not able to pass because after I open it, it slams closed right in my face just before I can go through -- no matter how fast I run.

Originally Posted by baz777

(wet myself or die – hard choice)

Originally Posted by Naliah Alexis

If I had the chance before the Searing I’d hire a hitman on Althea and claim him as my own! Then when I got bored with him I’d stick him in Piken Square and ask him to sell his fianceé’s ashes for a mere 100g each!

Originally Posted by GrendelScout1

A GM would also be able to transform the offender into a gerbil or hamster to teach the offender of the virtues of being silent.

Originally Posted by Priceykins

Guild wars needs an unrgent infusion of vampire robots

Originally Posted by Moa Bird Cultist

I know exactly what the game needs and that is a Ninja Pirate class; a class that flips out and kills stuff while shouting ARRRRR! at the top of it's voice.

Originally Posted by Lord Feathers

Anet needs to start allowing their designers to sleep more on the job so they can get some constructive help from telepathic messages from me.

Originally Posted by Emerikol

My solution is to have a different type of storage for every type of object in the game.

Originally Posted by pobkorn

I hope your skin is wholegrain, because my mommy tells me I should eat healthy.

Originally Posted by Rayne Fern

And why does the Elonan Elemental armor look like a floatation device?

And I want to be able to tame a Sasquatch, for the obvious reasons.

If this thread is a bit premature (and if it skews the voting), please feel free to close it and I'll save my thoughts for the "official" feedback thread...